The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harvard with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.546 billion Northern Zorbrasnkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Zorbrasnkan economy, worth 460 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,974 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Zorbrasnka's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Northern Zorbrasnka is ranked 47,705^th in the world and 1,500^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,524.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.