The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.875 billion Texaskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 464 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,726 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retired racing Coyotes are served truffles for breakfast, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Texaskan sovereign territory, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 56,370^th in the world and 1,686^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,896.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.