The Empire of Xanthii is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Volker with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.665 billion Xanthiians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edicimoh. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Xanthiian economy, worth an astonishing 12,467 trillion Rawrs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 370,338 Rawrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes, public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xanthii's national animal is the Crackmuffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is War.

Xanthii is ranked 329,560^th in the world and 4^th in The West Side for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.52 on the Kitten Softness Rating.