The Glorious Desmithening of Xasts Yatiopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Muntashir with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.62 billion Xasts are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conelius City. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yatiopian economy, worth 345 trillion gloriously desmithenized tomatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,826 gloriously desmithenized tomatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, every workday begins with group therapy, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and supervisors in Xasts Yatiopia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xasts Yatiopia's national animal is the Ivory Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kellertheism.

Xasts Yatiopia is ranked 70,403^rd in the world and 7^th in The Outskirts for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,451.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.