The Cat-U-nist Government of XavierthemagicalCatwizard is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Xavipurr Felin and Blanch Felin with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.08 billion Cat folks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat city. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient XavierthemagicalCatwizardian economy, worth 634 trillion Cat bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,576 Cat bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness, the government is said to have a martyrdom complex, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", and the nation has unofficially betrayed its values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XavierthemagicalCatwizard's national animal is the Wizard Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat-U-nism.

XavierthemagicalCatwizard is ranked 117,409^th in the world and 9^th in Burge Classroom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,246.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.