The Kingdom of Xbalanque is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 671 million Xbalanqueans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Xbalanquean economy, worth 15.5 trillion moras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,044 moras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xbalanque's national animal is the Saurian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xbalanque is ranked 219,175^th in the world and 4^th in Arcturus System for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,605.21 Standard Monetary Units.