The Republic of Xcarca is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Johnson McJohnson of the Johnsons with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.232 billion Xcarcans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xcarca City. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xcarcan economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion Xcarcanian Loterias a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 242,193 Xcarcanian Loterias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, the monarchy claims the time the rooftop swimming pool overflowed was their wealth trickling down, and hotels often double as quarantine zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xcarca's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Inova.

Xcarca is ranked 35,305^th in the world and 6^th in Chaos land for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,720.97 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.