The Holy Empire of Xeinaria is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 319 million Xeinarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varen. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Xeinarian economy, worth 30.0 trillion Coronaes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,174 Coronaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts, and the Xeinaria Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeinaria's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Xeinaria is ranked 110,795^th in the world and 3^rd in The Imperial Order of Xeinaria for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.