The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 13.574 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Times a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,640 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, a passport is literally priceless, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New age occult.

Crystal Creation is ranked 284,638^th in the world and 6,261^st in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -15.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.