The Eternal Eidolon of the North of Pallaith is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lavender Frown with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.225 billion wraiths are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pallaithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,244 trillion Discontinued Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 123,175 Discontinued Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pallaith's national animal is the banshee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Pallaith is ranked 290,156^th in the world and 6,313^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -27.64 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.