The District of Xinjiapo Gongheguo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.165 billion Xinjiapis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The strong Xinjiapo Gongheguoan economy, worth 412 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,515 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,578 per year while the poor average 3,166, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, Xinjiapo Gongheguo has designated District City as its capital city, and Proctor has just been declared ruler of Xinjiapo Gongheguo in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Xinjiapo Gongheguo's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xinjiapo Gongheguo is ranked 232,125^th in the world and 8^th in Singapore City for Most Beautiful Environments, with 394.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.