by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 659thMost Influential: 959th
The Enlightened Principality of
Democratic Socialists
Incipit et Desinit Omnis NU
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.694 billion

Leaderthe Fifth Element

Currencynegative meat popsicle

The Enlightened Principality of XiOnn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.694 billion Enlightened Ones are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enhasakajar. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The all-consuming XiOnnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,715 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,449 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public, rumor has it that the Fifth Element has won three lotteries in a row, and overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XiOnn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XiOnn is ranked 202,511th in the world and 9,455th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 659thMost Influential: 959thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,070thSafest: 1,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,681stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,751stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,199thMost Pacifist: 2,319thLargest Governments: 2,499thMost Inclusive: 2,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,602ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,673rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,055thMost Cultured: 3,195thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,844thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,646thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,718thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,847thNudest: 5,215thNicest Citizens: 5,450thSmartest Citizens: 5,806thBest Weather: 5,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,978thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,396thHealthiest Citizens: 6,510thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,804thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,704thHighest Economic Output: 8,955thMost Developed: 9,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,162ndTop
Most Stationary: 10,394thHighest Average Incomes: 11,383rdHighest Drug Use: 14,118thMost Secular: 14,189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,009th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionSafest: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionMost Cultured: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 160th in the regionMost Inclusive: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 169th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 199th in the regionNudest: 219th in the regionMost Stationary: 227th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 239th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 241st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 278th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 281st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 281st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 310th in the regionNicest Citizens: 316th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 321st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 325th in the regionBest Weather: 327th in the regionMost Influential: 357th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 370th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionLargest Populations: 428th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 433rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 457th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 512th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 528th in the regionMost Developed: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 711th in the regionMost Secular: 764th in the region

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