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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 552ndMost Influential: 910th
The Enlightened Principality of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Incipit et Desinit Omnis NU
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population12.036 billion

Leaderthe Fifth Element

Currencynegative meat popsicle

The Enlightened Principality of XiOnn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.036 billion Enlightened Ones enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enhasakajar. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient XiOnnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 161,171 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, XiOnnian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about the Fifth Element, the doctor has cold hands, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XiOnn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XiOnn is ranked 136,175th in the world and 3,026th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 196 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 552ndMost Influential: 910thMost Advanced Public Transport: 956thSafest: 1,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,606thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,736thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,099thMost Pacifist: 2,337thTop
Largest Governments: 2,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,588thMost Inclusive: 2,812thLowest Crime Rates: 2,831stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,880thMost Cultured: 3,262ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,008thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,865thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,151stBest Weather: 5,306thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,372ndSmartest Citizens: 5,548thNicest Citizens: 5,684thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,698thNudest: 5,705thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,355thMost Developed: 6,590thHealthiest Citizens: 6,609thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,816thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,971stHighest Economic Output: 8,445thMost Stationary: 9,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,710thHighest Average Incomes: 11,793rdTop
Most Secular: 15,070thHighest Drug Use: 17,777thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,677thLargest Populations: 23,587th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionSafest: 85th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 101st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionMost Pacifist: 146th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 152nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159th in the regionMost Cultured: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 168th in the regionMost Inclusive: 188th in the regionNudest: 194th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 198th in the regionMost Stationary: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 258th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 261st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 279th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 295th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 306th in the regionBest Weather: 314th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 315th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 317th in the regionNicest Citizens: 330th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 337th in the regionMost Influential: 343rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 369th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 386th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 398th in the regionMost Developed: 408th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 462nd in the regionLargest Populations: 474th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 552nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 564th in the regionMost Secular: 784th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 816th in the region

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