The State of Xylea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.448 billion Xyleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Xylean economy, worth a remarkable 1,511 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,196 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 127,580 per year while the poor average 12,816, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and Xylea has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xylea's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Xylea is ranked 180,604^th in the world and 2^nd in Mockba for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.