The Free Land of Yaesri is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.618 billion Yaesrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gahnamal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yaesrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,978 trillion Iqueos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,946 Iqueos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,527 per year while the poor average 25,776, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

In-cite-ment never happens at tea parties, gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through, the government is full of rats, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaesri's national animal is the orangutan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Yaesri is ranked 264,707^th in the world and 4^th in OmniOne for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.