The Kirban Exclave of Yalaee is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cooper Jones with an even hand, and notable for its national health service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.413 billion Yalayans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ampercity. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The strong Yalayan economy, worth 79.6 trillion Mini Mints a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,356 Mini Mints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yalaee's national animal is the Bipedal Ladybug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 3mperism.

Yalaee is ranked 104,306^th in the world and 2^nd in Ardentia for Rudest Citizens, with 53.12 insults per minute.