The Republic of Yaponese is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kavi Vishtaspa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.046 billion Yaponese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blonde Frau City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yaponese economy, worth 369 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,444 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaponese's national animal is the Yaponese Frau and Foxes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bon.

Yaponese is ranked 320,957^th in the world and 45^th in India for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13 on the Kitten Softness Rating.