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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,952ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,337thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,407th
The United States of
Democratic Socialists
be a socialist in a capitalist world be a leftist
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Yellowbrainangel

Population179 million

CurrencySurplus value extracted from purplealien
AnimalYellow alien living inside your brain

The United States of Yellowbrainangel is a large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 179 million yellow alien socialist and anti fascists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Yellowbrainangelian economy, worth 9.60 trillion Surplus value extracted from purplealiens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,607 Surplus value extracted from purplealiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, the little guy plays a big role in Yellowbrainangelian politics, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yellowbrainangel's national animal is the Yellow alien living inside your brain, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yellowbrainangel is ranked 168,349th in the world and 14th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,340.13 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,952ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,337thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,407thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 29,293rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 32,945th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yellowbrainangel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Yellowbrainangel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Yellowbrainangel, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Yellowbrainangel, the little guy plays a big role in Yellowbrainangelian politics.
  • : Yellowbrainangel was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Yellowbrainangel, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Yellowbrainangel, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Yellowbrainangel lodged a message on the The Social Liberal Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Yellowbrainangel, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Yellowbrainangel's influence in The Social Liberal Union rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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