The Conniving Tartdom of YES MY LORD is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Cringeler Phantomhive with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 4.667 billion YES MY LORDians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Kittens. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish YES MY LORDian economy, worth 103 trillion teabags a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,104 teabags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of YES MY LORDian democracy, and shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. YES MY LORD's national animal is the butler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Praise Bocchan.

YES MY LORD is ranked 228,729^th in the world and 11^th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,679.29 Standard Monetary Units.