The Holy Empire of Yheglodor is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 552 million Yheglodorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prystalvoreska Noyakeyethangorodrim. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Yheglodorian economy, worth 19.8 trillion royal ayararas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 35,837 royal ayararas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Red fabric is banned, colonial subjects have Yheglodorian culture shoved down their throats, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Prystalvoreska Noyakeyethangorodrim, and acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yheglodor's national animal is the get out, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yheglodor is ranked 294,169^th in the world and 9^th in SSU for Highest Average Incomes, with 35,837.61 Standard Monetary Units.