The States of Ynnam is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by George Harrison with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.326 billion Ynnamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ynnam. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ynnamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Ynnamian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,666 Ynnamian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government defends a woman's right to choose, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and when their backs are against the walls Ynnamians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ynnam's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ynnam is ranked 20,852^nd in the world and 2^nd in Falanchua for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,031.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.