The Eshia of Ynobia is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.094 billion Ynobians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eshialand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ynobian economy, worth 876 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,301 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 509,041 per year while the poor average 13,709, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.

The Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, half of Ynobia's doctors can't speak the language, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ynobia's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ynobia is ranked 173,469^th in the world and 2,535^th in eta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 956.6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.