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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,588thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,481stLargest Publishing Industry: 20,779th
The Holy Blue Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NationStates
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Yodle 15

Population5.803 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalYodlean Eagle

The Holy Blue Republic of Yodle 15 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.803 billion Yodle 15ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 54.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 15ian economy, worth 596 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,777 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 15's national animal is the Yodlean Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 15 is ranked 214,561st in the world and 46th in Disney World for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 30.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,588thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,481stLargest Publishing Industry: 20,779thMost Conservative: 20,996thMost Pacifist: 21,876thMost Developed: 24,099thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,603rd
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Safest: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Yodle 15 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 15, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Yodle 15's influence in Disney World rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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