Population | 1.431 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Zombie |
The Holy Blue Republic of Yodle 36 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.431 billion Yodle 36ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Public Transport, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.
The powerhouse Yodle 36ian economy, worth 69.4 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,474 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 151,303 per year while the poor average 11,924, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.
Burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yodle 36's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Yodle 36 is ranked 159,433rd in the world and 40th in Disney World for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 61.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yodle 36 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 36, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 36, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
- : Yodle 36 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 36, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 36, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 36, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 36, every day at 4am Yodle 36ians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 36, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Yodle 36, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.