The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 69 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.263 billion Yodle 69ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yodle 69ian economy, worth 234 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,095 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, Yodle 69ians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, and doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 69's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 69 is ranked 192,580^th in the world and 7^th in Solidarity With The Raided for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,269.14 Standard Monetary Units.