The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 83 is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.198 billion Yodle 83ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yodle 83ian economy, worth 141 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,806 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Yodle City Times is sold out. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Yodle 83's national animal is the Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 83 is ranked 69,689^th in the world and 4^th in Yodlean Card Farms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,548.07 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.