The Jingoistic States of Young the Giant is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.068 billion Young the Giantians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.4%.

The powerhouse Young the Giantian economy, worth 321 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,111 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Not all rivers run to the sea, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Young the Giant's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Young the Giant is ranked 11,774^th in the world and 5^th in Playlist for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,888.04 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.