The Pricey Free Land of Youngerolder is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Team Leader Fresh Staleman with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.697 billion Youngerolderians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ancienton. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Youngerolderian economy, worth 379 trillion midbills a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,728 midbills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, birth rates have hit an all-time low, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Youngerolder's national animal is the heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Known Unknowableness.

Youngerolder is ranked 14,209^th in the world and 2^nd in T2R for Nicest Citizens, with 25.91 average smiles per day.