The Empire of Yuea is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nathanael de Fontaine with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 2.898 billion Yueans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuea City. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yuean economy, worth 408 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,956 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared that sharing is uncaring, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Yuean military drills look more like joint-Starlight exercises than anything else, and political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuea's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Yuea is ranked 317,938^th in the world and 533^rd in Starlight for Rudest Citizens, with 7.77 insults per minute.