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Highest Poor Incomes: 54thMost Patriotic: 60thMost Advanced Public Transport: 75th
The Class S Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Influence
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Yuri Jodoushi

Population10.716 billion

CapitalPanazono
LeaderShuga
FaithYuri-ism

CurrencyNobuko
AnimalCatgirl

The Class S Republic of Yuri Jodoushi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shuga with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.716 billion girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panazono. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuri Jodoushian economy, worth a remarkable 6,495 trillion Nobukoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 606,181 Nobukoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, war criminals are given full state funerals, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime is totally unknown. Yuri Jodoushi's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yuri-ism.

Yuri Jodoushi is ranked 1,769th in the world and 1st in 555 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 292.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 54thMost Patriotic: 60thMost Advanced Public Transport: 75thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88thMost Advanced Public Education: 92ndMost Secular: 96thLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 199thHighest Average Incomes: 205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 240thMost Beautiful Environments: 302ndLargest Black Market: 317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 340thLargest Governments: 380thMost Subsidized Industry: 455thMost Scientifically Advanced: 633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 772ndBest Weather: 786thMost Efficient Economies: 894thLargest Welfare Programs: 948thMost Inclusive: 966thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,015thMost Armed: 1,039thSmartest Citizens: 1,081stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,373rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,522ndHighest Food Quality: 1,769thRudest Citizens: 2,048thHighest Economic Output: 2,109thMost Developed: 2,612thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,976thFattest Citizens: 3,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,252ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,281stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,013thMost Cultured: 6,147thLargest Retail Industry: 7,089thMost Income Equality: 12,036th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, Yuri Jodoushi is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, military spending is on the increase.

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