Population | 10.716 billion |
Capital | Panazono |
Leader | Shuga |
Faith | Yuri-ism |
Currency | Nobuko |
Animal | Catgirl |
The Class S Republic of Yuri Jodoushi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shuga with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.716 billion girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panazono. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yuri Jodoushian economy, worth a remarkable 6,495 trillion Nobukoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 606,181 Nobukoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, war criminals are given full state funerals, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime is totally unknown. Yuri Jodoushi's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yuri-ism.
Yuri Jodoushi is ranked 1,769th in the world and 1st in 555 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 292.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, Yuri Jodoushi is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, military spending is on the increase.