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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 671stMost Devout: 1,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,540th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You want our guns? Come and take them!
Riada Leumas
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zah Ha Doom

Population29.413 billion

CapitalZanarius
LeaderRiada Leumas
FaithFollowers of the Way

Currencylatnum
Animalhouse cat

The Holy Empire of Zah Ha Doom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Riada Leumas with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.413 billion Zah Ha Doomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zanarius. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zah Ha Doomian economy, worth a remarkable 4,708 trillion latnums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 160,073 latnums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zah Ha Doomian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, and the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zah Ha Doom's national animal is the house cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Followers of the Way.

Zah Ha Doom is ranked 2,455th in the world and 1st in Quadrant 14 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.9 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 671stMost Devout: 1,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,540thLowest Crime Rates: 2,455thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,858thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,051stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,383rdBest Weather: 4,013thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,431stLargest Populations: 4,578thMost Authoritarian: 5,644thLargest Governments: 7,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,913thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,079thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,510thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,694thMost Conservative: 11,396thHealthiest Citizens: 12,288thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,775thTop
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Most Armed: 18,050thMost Efficient Economies: 19,559thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,852ndMost Extreme: 29,088th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zah Ha Doom, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Zah Ha Doom, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.
  • : Following new legislation in Zah Ha Doom, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Zah Ha Doom, Zah Ha Doomian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in Zah Ha Doom, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Zah Ha Doom, Zah Ha Doom is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Zah Ha Doom, "Riada Leumas got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Zah Ha Doom, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
  • : Zah Ha Doom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Zah Ha Doom, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.

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