The Loyal Citizens of Zahmoonduh is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oliver Wells with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 7.491 billion Zahmoonduhians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bedford. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zahmoonduhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Dialloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,513 Dialloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, all the playground's a stage for Zahmoonduhian schoolchildren, and shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zahmoonduh's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zahmoonduh is ranked 33,685^th in the world and 9^th in Absolution for Highest Average Incomes, with 135,513.66 Standard Monetary Units.