The Republic of Zambezia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Luaga Nielson with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 26.571 billion Zambezians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zambezian Federal Capital District. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zambezian economy, worth a remarkable 2,957 trillion Zambezian pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,316 Zambezian pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Zambezian Federal Capital District to enjoy their national art, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown. Zambezia's national animal is the Kudu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is any religion.

Zambezia is ranked 33,975^th in the world and 1^st in United Africa for Safest, scoring 107.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.