The Confederacy of Zapmolticuno is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.715 billion Zapmolticunoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The Zapmolticunoan economy, worth 232 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,223 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime is moderate. Zapmolticuno's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zapmolticuno is ranked 38,208^th in the world and 2^nd in Portland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,316.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.