The Sultanate of Zargovia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zargov with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 41.252 billion Zargovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zargovia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zargovian economy, worth an astonishing 12,223 trillion Zartans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 296,320 Zartans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime is totally unknown. Zargovia's national animal is the Murloc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Zargovia is ranked 290,169^th in the world and 11,234^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -644.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.