The Abrahamic Republic of Zarnicovia nova is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Kendra Williams with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.675 billion Zarnicovia novaians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarnicoa. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zarnicovia novan economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion Novian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,946 Novian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners "adopt" rotund Eagles to line the pockets of wildlife sanctuaries, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and a light breeze is enough to make Kendra Williams fold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zarnicovia nova's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic Religions.

Zarnicovia nova is ranked 57,345^th in the world and 3^rd in Kali Yuga for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,867.04 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.