The Deutsches Kaiserreich of Zentralreich is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.793 billion Germans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Europamarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 135,918 Europamarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,232,990 per year while the poor average 1,746, a ratio of 706 to 1.

T-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, agricultural employees work for peanuts, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and concussed Eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zentralreich's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Zentralreich is ranked 72,076^th in the world and 2^nd in Azure Watester Federation for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,875.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.