The United Kingdom of Zeoseis is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Black Bear population. The hard-working population of 11.879 billion Zeoseisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Zeoseisian economy, worth 520 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,777 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeoseis's national animal is the Black Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zeoseis is ranked 62,886^th in the world and 1^st in The Mafia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,685.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.