The Republic of Zoanda is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working population of 3.222 billion Zoandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Zoandan economy, worth 131 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,771 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoanda's national animal is the turtle.

Zoanda is ranked 178,640^th in the world and 1^st in Zoanda for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.