The Republic of Zoesrealm is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 29 million Zoesrealmians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Zoesrealmian economy, worth 196 billion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 6,758 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoesrealm's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zoesrealm is ranked 294,101^st in the world and 19^th in Berytus for Smartest Citizens, with 10.7 quips per hour.