The Free Land of Zombikistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Z with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35.609 billion Zombikistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treidhawijl. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombikistanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,337 trillion Shengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,310 Shengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombikistan's national animal is the koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ubikonism.

Zombikistan is ranked 287,009^th in the world and 11,017^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -495.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.