The Republic of Zomboni is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.617 billion Zombonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Zombonian economy, worth 117 trillion zomboes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,768 zomboes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,538 per year while the poor average 2,806, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zomboni's national animal is the zombo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zomboni is ranked 186,903^rd in the world and 6^th in oliver for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.