The Constitutional Theocracy of Zongongia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Helga Wuopio with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.243 billion Zongongians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sneedville. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zongongian economy, worth a remarkable 2,269 trillion kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,918 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zongongia's national animal is the walking rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zongongism.

Zongongia is ranked 6,958^th in the world and 10^th in International Democratic Union for Most Developed, scoring 92.79 on the Human Development Index.