The State of Zonsueya is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.667 billion Zonsueyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Spirituality and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The strong Zonsueyan economy, worth 897 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 36,366 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, surveillance cameras are banned, Zonsueya has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Zonsueya in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Zonsueya's national animal is the deer.

Zonsueya is ranked 200,664^th in the world and 4^th in Union of Great Britain for Safest, scoring 44.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.