The Constitutional Monarchy of Zrewolf is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Royal Administration with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.4 billion Zrewolfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrosis. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zrewolfian economy, worth a remarkable 6,403 trillion Digital Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 217,796 Digital Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Famous artwork is regularly confiscated for plagiarism, finders keepers is the law of the land, much of Zrewolf's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and The Royal Administration's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zrewolf's national animal is the Enlightened Android, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zrewolf is ranked 34,603^rd in the world and 3^rd in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,855.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.