The Yiyakyozuzati Soupy Colony of Zuzek is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xiwkulek of Ixakanukanuaw with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.517 billion Yiyakyozuzati are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ixakanukanuaw. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yiyakyozuzati economy, worth 731 trillion Tzetes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,304 Tzetes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuzek's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hwakyuwan.

Zuzek is ranked 77,582^nd in the world and 28^th in Thegye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.9 law-abiding acts per hour.