The District of ZZ Topia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 42.833 billion ZZ Topians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The thriving ZZ Topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,479 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 57,894 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (ZZ Topia has found 3 easter eggs), ZZ Topia has designated District City as its capital city, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and Liard is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (ZZ Topia has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ZZ Topia's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ZZ Topia is ranked 235,378^th in the world and 46^th in Dog Lake for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.31 law-abiding acts per hour.