The Sapphire Raid Puppet of ZzSmackdown is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.64 billion ZzSmackdownians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.3%.

The thriving ZzSmackdownian economy, worth 584 trillion holla dollas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,650 holla dollas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,643 per year while the poor average 10,559, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Deeeznutzz Dung" has been declared a national treasure, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ZzSmackdown's national animal is the deeeznutzz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ZzSmackdown is ranked 247,374^th in the world and 1^st in Sapphire for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.29 on the Bus Surprisal Index.