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Lex da boi s1 wrote:*Does a matrix move then slaps the shotgun across the room unfortunately near you*

The Tsar grabs both your arms, begins swinging your body around in mid-air, before flinging it towards the wall forcefully; the walls completely breaks, and you are launched into the other room together with broken wood splinters and debris.

Lex da boi s1 wrote:*Does a matrix move then slaps the shotgun across the room unfortunately near you*

gets tired*

Tsardom of the far east wrote:The Tsar grabs both your arms, begins swinging your body around in mid-air, before flinging it towards the wall forcefully; the walls completely breaks, and you are launched into the other room together with broken wood splinters and debris.

huff huff...l-last move *teleports behind you* Omae wa mou shindeiru

You lot better clean up the mess you make and replace all the crockery you break.

Hoffania, Thepeopl, and Lex da boi s1

Crazy girl wrote:You lot better clean up the mess you make and replace all the crockery you break.

*Pauses fight and cleans up*

The church of satan

Looks like you all have been misbehaving again. Crazy girl had to sit there for one whole page without being offered any coffee. She'll be decaffeinated at this rate! Time to suppress some posts now!

Hoffania, Thepeopl, and Lex da boi s1

Crazy girl wrote:You lot better clean up the mess you make and replace all the crockery you break.

*gives Starbucks and Dunkin doughnuts gift card* its for coffee

The church of satan wrote:Looks like you all have been misbehaving again. Crazy girl had to sit there for one whole page without being offered any coffee. She'll be decaffeinated at this rate! Time to suppress some posts now!

;-; srry

The church of satan, Hoffania, and Thepeopl

The old russian order

I like it when nations act like there in a bar.

Crazy girl have some coffee
And what do you call flat bread? Disgusting, unless it’s pizza.

Hoffania wrote:And what do you call flat bread?

Pita/pitka

Crazy girl wrote:You lot better clean up the mess you make and replace all the crockery you break.

Good evenin. I will not offer coffee. But will happily treat you with coffee, if you ask.
All this "offer some coffee to crazy girl" just become like pitying you or some sort of cheap flirt.
It's just how I would feel if someone constantly offers me something.

Kraljevstvo rata

Question of the Day!

Who's your role model in life, and why?

Post by Itmans suppressed by Thepeopl.

Kraljevstvo rata wrote:Question of the Day! Who's your role model in life, and why?

I will not say. Because of the 'rules' I am protesting. Saying that I will not say is not considered an answer
The church of satan I won.

Hi

Kraljevstvo rata wrote:Question of the Day!

Who's your role model in life, and why?

Ulysses Grant, because even though he could’ve used a slave to climb out of poverty he freed the slave because he hated slavery. Also he made slave owners go (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Kraljevstvo rata and Thepeopl

Why limit yourself to one role model? Pick what you find interesting or what you like from several people, make it your own and be your own person. I have a few people I admire, but they also have their flaws, as no one is perfect.

Thanks for the coffee, everyone. I just had a hot chocolate, actually. Anyone in for a chocolate biscuit?

Hoffania, Kraljevstvo rata, Aandruzognivia, Thepeopl, and 1 otherItmans

Kraljevstvo rata wrote:Question of the Day!

Who's your role model in life, and why?

I would like to say: the Sloth,
But I'm like (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Opposite of sloths. No patience, sorta kinda hyperactive, things need to be done, rn.

My role model is Jack Holloway, main character of Fuzzy Nation, by John Scalzi

Kraljevstvo rata

I am back from the dead but it feels so good too be back in THE REJECTED REALMS!!!!!!!!!!

Kraljevstvo rata

Thepeopl
I haven't violated any "laws". I don't understand why my post was suppressed.....Really.
When someone makes ridiculous laws, I find a way to screw up with them.
Trying to make me do something is like immovable object vs unstoppable force.
Although, if someone asks nicely, I will do it. Because I want, not because I am told.
Up to the moment these laws continue to exist, I will continue to find loopholes and twist them.

Ocean alliance

Itmans wrote:Thepeopl
I haven't violated any "laws". I don't understand why my post was suppressed.....Really.
When someone makes ridiculous laws, I find a way to screw up with them.
It is in my nature to only abide by laws I consider important.

Yeah it does seem like they are a bit of a megalomaniac

Itmans

Ocean alliance wrote:Yeah it does seem like they are a bit of a megalomaniac

Not really. Laws are more of guidelines, than hard truths. Only the meaningful ones are to be respected.
There are many things the laws cant account for. And I am not that kind of person, that blindly follows what was written.

Ocean alliance

Itmans wrote:Not really. Laws are more of guidelines, than hard truths. Only the meaningful ones are to be respected.

It isnt meaningful

"Must hand crazy girl a coffee on EVERY RMB PAGE"

"Any response to the question of the day must be table flipping"

Itmans

Itmans wrote:Thepeopl
I haven't violated any "laws". I don't understand why my post was suppressed.....Really.
When someone makes ridiculous laws, I find a way to screw up with them.
Trying to make me do something is like immovable object vs unstoppable force.
Although, if someone asks nicely, I will do it. Because I want, not because I am told.
Up to the moment these laws continue to exist, I will continue to find loopholes and twist them.

You quoted the QotD. So obviously you were responding to that. And you didn't include the Table flipping.

The Lord of Misrule's Misrules

by The church of satan

1.) All responses to the Question of the Day must include Table-flipping. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
2.) Every page of the RMB must contain an offering of coffee to Crazy girl or else every five posts of the offending page will be suppressed.

3.) Each page of the RMB must contain two or more bread or bread-related jokes about our delegate, A Leaf on the Wind. Toast the delebread!

4.) All RMB posts that take issue with the misrules must include an apology for their willful disobedience. Additionally, they must compliment the delegate's bread-like qualities in recompense. (e.g. "You're not wheat bread at all, delebread!")

5.) Each page of the RMB must contain at least one spell, hex, or curse cast on the person who posted before the caster. If this misrule is violated, every fourth post on the offending page will be sealed away by powerful magics.

6.) DISCLAIMER: Rules are subject to change at the Lord of Misrule's wildly chaotic whims. Any issue with these rules that you have is null and void.

Read dispatch

And yes, the "punishment" for not including *table flipping* hasn't been specified. But I did interpret it as suppressable offence.

The church of satan, Kraljevstvo rata, and Itmans

Ocean alliance wrote:"Must hand crazy girl a coffee on EVERY RMB PAGE"

I will gladly give coffee to crazy girl. But it's kinda too much for me to read on every page "hey, crazy girl, want some coffee" because the people are required to do it, not because they truly want to do it. You can find the true intentions of a person by giving that person a freedom. Then you will see who will do it because it is in his heart and and who just because he is required to do it. Oh...anyway.

Thepeopl wrote:And yes, the "punishment" for not including *table flipping* hasn't been specified.

Ok, it doesnt really matter. :)

Ocean alliance wrote:Yeah it does seem like they are a bit of a megalomaniac

Yes it does. I completely agree. Rejectmas is celebrated 26th of December till 1st of January.
One of the activities is "Lord Misrule".

On the discord of TRR, you can participate in other celebrations.

Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.

Crazy girl would you like a ristretto?

The church of satan and Hoffania

Thepeopl wrote:Yes it does. I completely agree. Rejectmas is celebrated 26th of December till 1st of January.
One of the activities is "Lord Misrule".

Then lets start a contest who can draw the best Christmas tree. Or photography contest.

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