The Holy Roman Empire of Keswickholt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Holy Empress Charlotte of Keswickholt with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 10.226 billion Keswickholtians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Keswickholt. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keswickholtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,647 trillion Imperial Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,886 Imperial Tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keswickholt's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Keswickholt is ranked 10,603^rd in the world and 91^st in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,450.3 on the Gilded Widget Scale.