The Commonwealth of Nonador is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Edward Brooke with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 24.803 billion Soulmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soul City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Soulman economy, worth a remarkable 5,138 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,182 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Council of Nations for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Soulman as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nonador's national animal is the Arcadian River Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is undefined.

Nonador is ranked 28,692^nd in the world and 8^th in Council of Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.